taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

tay-zee:

taint3ed:

vchadwick:

taint3ed:

When the dick smaller than what that nigga talked it up to be

When you pull down her pants and it smells like left out chitlins

When he asks you if you came

When she say she dont suck dick but asks you to eat her out

When he tell you he just needs time to get it up

When she hypes up her head game but it feels like sandpaper

When his oral game consists of drawing out only the letters A-D

When she decides to converse after y’all fuck..

When he thinks going deeper is reading poetry 

When she moans she loves you

When he cums in 2.5 seconds

When she tries to kiss you after she swallows your nut

When he says yo asshole look nice while fucking from behind

When you open the fridge and there’s an empty container

When yo momma talk about you to her friends

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

atribeonaquest:

taint3ed:

tay-zee:

taint3ed:

vchadwick:

taint3ed:

When the dick smaller than what that nigga talked it up to be

When you pull down her pants and it smells like left out chitlins

When he asks you if you came

When she say she dont suck dick but asks you to eat her out

When he tell you he just needs time to get it up

When she hypes up her head game but it feels like sandpaper

When his oral game consists of drawing out only the letters A-D

When she decides to converse after y’all fuck..

When he thinks going deeper is reading poetry

When she moans she loves you

When he cums in 2.5 seconds

When she tries to kiss you after she swallows your nut

When he says yo asshole look nice while fucking from behind

When you open the fridge and there’s an empty container

When yo momma talk about you to her friends

fukkkres:

when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like

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i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like

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fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

captainarlert:

britishstarr:

captainarlert:

angellust155:

captainarlert:

I was going to laugh at Eren calling him Jeanbo, but then I got sad when I heard Eren’s voice because he isn’t joking or teasing.
And why?
Because he wishes he had a mother he could be nice to. 

I bet Eren would be like the nicest kid ever when it came to his friends moms or anyone elses mom in general.
Like he’ll offer to do dishes, he’ll go pick up fire wood if they need any, ask about the mother’s day, etc etc.


Well yeah he totally would if he’d known just how little time he had to do it…

It saddens me to know how guilty Eren must feel because the second to last conversation he had with his mom was a fight

And he’s angry cause the last conversation he had with daddy told him nothing and rested the fate of humanity on his scrawny ten year old shoulders

captainarlert:

britishstarr:

captainarlert:

angellust155:

captainarlert:

I was going to laugh at Eren calling him Jeanbo, but then I got sad when I heard Eren’s voice because he isn’t joking or teasing.

And why?

Because he wishes he had a mother he could be nice to. 

I bet Eren would be like the nicest kid ever when it came to his friends moms or anyone elses mom in general.

Like he’ll offer to do dishes, he’ll go pick up fire wood if they need any, ask about the mother’s day, etc etc.

Well yeah he totally would if he’d known just how little time he had to do it…

It saddens me to know how guilty Eren must feel because the second to last conversation he had with his mom was a fight

And he’s angry cause the last conversation he had with daddy told him nothing and rested the fate of humanity on his scrawny ten year old shoulders

schmoyoho:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

THAT DROP DO