Maya Rudolph’s tribute to her mother, Minnie Riperton, on SNL.
When the dick smaller than what that nigga talked it up to be
When you pull down her pants and it smells like left out chitlins
When he asks you if you came
When she say she dont suck dick but asks you to eat her out
When he tell you he just needs time to get it up
When she hypes up her head game but it feels like sandpaper
When his oral game consists of drawing out only the letters A-D
When she decides to converse after y’all fuck..
When he thinks going deeper is reading poetry
When she moans she loves you
When he cums in 2.5 seconds
When she tries to kiss you after she swallows your nut
When he says yo asshole look nice while fucking from behind
When you open the fridge and there’s an empty container
When yo momma talk about you to her friends
when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like
but you do know and in ur head ur like
fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think
I was going to laugh at Eren calling him Jeanbo, but then I got sad when I heard Eren’s voice because he isn’t joking or teasing.
Because he wishes he had a mother he could be nice to.
I bet Eren would be like the nicest kid ever when it came to his friends moms or anyone elses mom in general.
Like he’ll offer to do dishes, he’ll go pick up fire wood if they need any, ask about the mother’s day, etc etc.
Well yeah he totally would if he’d known just how little time he had to do it…
It saddens me to know how guilty Eren must feel because the second to last conversation he had with his mom was a fight
And he’s angry cause the last conversation he had with daddy told him nothing and rested the fate of humanity on his scrawny ten year old shoulders
scrollin all this good good
Ended up on the weird side like how the hell did this shit happen, oh baby